Your Early Front Runner For Quote Of The Year: Katy Perry And Doodoo
May 17 / Mohammed Rahman / SportsGrid
Ja'Juan Story is an incoming freshman wide receiver at the University of Florida and he recently sat down for a Q and A. There's no way to describe this other than that the words he uttered were comedy gold.
When asked who he was planning to room with at Florida, he responded, "I don’t know that either. I’m just gonna move there. I don’t know nothing." He was also asked about any majors he was leaning toward. He said Business Management and even has an idea for his own business, but he's tight-lipped: "I don’t want to tell you my idea, you might steal it." And there's his most embarrassing moment playing football:
I was running, I was gonna score a touchdown and then some kid came behind me and grabbed my pants down, and my pants came down, so it was pretty embarrassing. I think I turned red a little bit. My booty was out, it was pretty embarrassing.
The three things he couldn't live without are "[a] fan, rosary beads, and my wave cap." About the fan, he noted that even if it's "50 degrees in my house...I always feel the need to have a fan blowing in my face. And I get sick and I still have it on." And now...for his pre-game ritual.
Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo...
Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
The reporter reminded him that his words would be published so Story said:
Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.