God Hates Sooners, Clemson Wins Orange Bowl
Clemson is the first team in the National Title Game, with an easy 37-17 win over Oklahoma. The Tigers gained 315 yards on the ground, but took the game on plays like this converted fake punt:
Remember the last time Andy Teasdale tried that (Spoiler Alert: It didn't go well):
This time, it was a 31-yard reception for a first down. And watch this cool one-handed interception that ended an Oklahoma scoring threat:
But the real key to this game was Clemson coach Sweeney's personal relationship with God:
No disrespect to anyone's faith, and I'm not trying to give credibility to an oppressed majority. I respect anyone whose belief is strong enough that they can rely on it when others would not. But here's the thing: God does not care about this or any other sporting event. The Big Cheese has all sorts of of things on his/her mind: floods, famine, disease, the Star Wars franchise. But not the Orange Bowl.
But hey, Santa does!
Santa's apparently a Clemson fan now. pic.twitter.com/EYNRoXXPzX
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) January 1, 2016
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David Young has been a columnist for ESPN and Sports Illustrated and is one for SportsGrid, God willin'...
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