Jadeveon Clowney’s Monstrous Hit On Michigan Inspired This Change To His Wikipedia Page

  • Dan Fogarty

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Can one hit really cause an entire state to shrink into itself and disappear from the Union? Well, when you start in the four-point stance, find yourself scot-free in the backfield, and are offered up a much smaller running back as a ritual blood sacrifice, the answer is: yes. Of course it can. [r/sports]