His Name Is Johnny Football, Not Johnny Bowling, Because Johnny Football Sucks At Bowling

  • Dylan Murphy

Johnny Manziel, notable person with an attractive girlfriend, plays football. But he’s also tried his hand at other sports, because natural athletic gifts don’t usually limit themselves to a particular game. Thanks to the folks over at Busted Coverage, who uncovered these tweets from Sarah Savage, Manziel’s girlfriend, from over the summer, we know that bowling is one of those sports. Unfortunately.

A 103? A combined five on the final two frames? A gutter ball on the first shot of the game? Johnny Football, and not Johnny Bowling, it is.

[Busted Coverage]