Spock Cock Jayhawk. Kansas State’s Halftime Show Causes Controversy For Some Reason
Important note to Kansas State's marching band: intrastate fellatio jokes can be tricky, and can result in sanctions, embarrassment and certain diseases. So next time take more care in choosing your halftime theme, and best leaved out the spaceships.
So this was seconds before the money shot in the Wildcats' halftime show vs. South Dakota on Saturday night -- the theme was "Space", and the scene, they claim, was The Starship Enterprise crashing into the Kansas Jayhawk (because who even knows what South Dakota's mascot is?).
But as you see above, the whole thing resembled something entirely different. As one Twitter commenter noted, "Since when does the Starship Enterprise have balls? Nice try."
We apologize for anyone offended by our halftime performance depicting the starship enterprise and the Jayhawk mascot.
— KState Marching Band (@KStatePride) September 6, 2015
In space, no one can hear you scream. But that's not the case on Twitter.
@KStatePride Just awful guys. Usually proud to call myself a Wildcat but that was beyond ridiculous.
— Bryant Larimore (@RoyalsBaseball0) September 6, 2015
— AFH (@rcjhseahawk) September 6, 2015
— jimscott (@jdscott9f) September 6, 2015
— Tim Cermak (@toweringCU) September 6, 2015
— Ginger Cybörg (@RedKimberli) September 6, 2015
@KStatePride my kids should be learning about fictitious space travel at home, from their parents. Not from THE BEST UNIVERSITY BAND EVER!!!
— Chad Pape (@PapeMHSChoirs) September 6, 2015
— John Nissan, ESQ. (@John_Nissan) September 6, 2015
@KStatePride Spock. Cock. Jayhawk.
— Christopher Lee (@Mister_Figjam) September 6, 2015
@KStatePride Nice use of a lie as part of apology. Band program should be shut down and everyone fired.
— SECGIANT (@secgiant) September 6, 2015
@KStatePride so one week kids are signing pledges not to swear in the stands and then the band shoves a cock ina bird's mouth on the field?
— C.J. Jones (@caveboyjones) September 6, 2015
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