Good News, College Basketball Fans: Another Year To Hate Marshall Henderson

  • Dylan Murphy and Glenn Davis

The web roundup for Wednesday, April 3. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.

1. One more go-round for Marshall Henderson.

His letter to fans announcing his return includes: “I play the game with a lot of passion, and sometimes that passion boils over. I take responsibility for my actions this season and apologize to anyone I offended.” BOOOOORING. [SI]

2. Never forget the truly important part of the Mike Rice story.

The team did look good that night. [The Onion]

3. The old Big East is now the American Athletic Conference.

We’re pretty sure we have to link to this now (uh, NSFW audio). [ESPN]

4. The Lakers hung Shaq’s retired jersey backwards.

Not sure how you screw that up – or maybe we are, since we never would have noticed if not for this. [Ball Don’t Lie]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Ke$ha had “eyeball sex” with Johnny Depp; the cell phone is 40 years old today; electrified, anti-rape underwear; pretty much the nerdiest proposal ever.

Food porn of the day.

“seven layered cookies.”

If it was six layers, it just wouldn’t have been the same.

And finally, tonight…

Hard to root against Darth Baby and his Lightsaber.

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