The web roundup for Wednesday, April 3. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.
His letter to fans announcing his return includes: "I play the game with a lot of passion, and sometimes that passion boils over. I take responsibility for my actions this season and apologize to anyone I offended." BOOOOORING. [SI]
The team did look good that night. [The Onion]
We're pretty sure we have to link to this now (uh, NSFW audio). [ESPN]
Not sure how you screw that up - or maybe we are, since we never would have noticed if not for this. [Ball Don't Lie]
Ke$ha had "eyeball sex" with Johnny Depp; the cell phone is 40 years old today; electrified, anti-rape underwear; pretty much the nerdiest proposal ever.
"seven layered cookies."
If it was six layers, it just wouldn't have been the same.
Hard to root against Darth Baby and his Lightsaber.
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