Pure Gold: Tosh.0 Reads Unauthorized Biography Of Nick Saban To Kids
Football coaches by nature are control freaks -- especially Nick Saban, who, when he's not coaching, lashes and berates Oompa Loompas in the chocolate factory beneath his home (except for the occasional one who becomes his placekicker).
So you can imagine his chagrin at his unauthorized biography, written by Forbes writer Monte Burke. In a news conference last week, Saban lashed out at the recently-published book, and for some reason, journalists with their "little laptops." Such a sweet man.
Unfortunately for Saban, comedian Daniel Tosh heard the press conference and devoted a segment on Tosh.0 to Saban's roiling inner demons and the book. More unfortunate for Saban: Tosh is a Miami Dolphins fan. Saban left the Dolphins after two years to coach Alabama, after saying he wouldn't.
TOSH: "Saban is 5-feet-8 inches tall."
KID: "Is he a lady?"
Let's give credit where credit is due -- even you, Alabama fans. This is funny. The one kid's spirited account of Drew Brees' talent had me dying.
So remember kids, the only thing better than an unauthorized biography is an unauthorized autobiography.
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