The 10 Most Spectacularly-Named High School Football Players In The Country
November 13 / Glenn Davis / SportsGrid
There's a good chance you've seen it: a while back, Comedy Central's acclaimed sketch show Key & Peele did a sketch about names. Specifically, they did a sketch about football player names, and how they're sometimes... a bit unusual. We at SportsGrid are, of course, familiar with this, so we couldn't be happier that yesterday, Rivals released its initial list of the top 250 prospects in the nation for the high school class of 2014. Another list of names to sift through! And sift through we did. Below, in no particular order, our 10 favorites from the initial Top 250 for 2014. Let us know if you agree with our selections.
OK, Michael Wilbon, we get that you invented a time machine and secretly used it to send yourself back to high school so you could be a football star in your hometown of Chicago under an alternate identity, but don't you think you could have made your alias a little tougher to crack?
This one rolls off the tongue. Hopefully if he gets to the NFL he'll be able to commission artwork depicting his biggest hits, just so he can admire them and say, "Now that's what I call a real Rockwell painting."