Rule #1 Of Working At A Football Game: Try To Avoid Being Run Over By The Players

  • Jake O'Donnell

1) Your honor, I submit exhibit A as evidence of why you should have your head on a swivel if you’re going to be standing adjacent to a football field during a Division I contest between the Minnesota Golden Gophers and San Jose State…

2) Exhibit B is more of a “mess with the bull you get the horns” kind of thing, except the “bull” was Buckeyes’ tailback Jordan Hall, and the horns were cleats/knees/stiff arms.

Via GIF Illumination and FanSided