You might not remember last year's "Angry Browns Fan Christmas" album because, since then, they've triumphantly emerged from the AFC North cellar, only to tumble back down the stairs with the biggest name in the 2014 NFL Draft in-tow. It seems like a lifetime since we were singing "Weeden the Red-Haired QB" or "Release Greg Little" to the tune of Jose Feliciano's Feliz Navidad.
As it stands today, the NFL's public enemy #1 is Bears quarterback Jay Cutler -- the highest paid player in football and quite possibly the worst starter at his position this season. Just ask Stephen A. Smith how he's doing. Now we're singing "Cutler the Would-Be QB" and replacing the "fa-la-las" in "Deck the Halls" with the word "fail" a bunch of times.
Hey, when life hands you lemons, make a Christmas album about how useless they are.
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