Angry Eagles Fan Reacts To Mark Sanchez’s Preseason Debut
You had to know that Eagles fans wouldn't be thrilled by Chip Kelly's decision to start Mark Sanchez in Sunday's preseason opener over the team's clear starting quarterback, Sam Bradford. After all, Philadelphia committed six years and $50 million in guaranteed money to the former Rams quarterback, in lieu of re-signing/keeping fan favorites like LeSean McCoy, Trent Cole and Evan Mathis. Sitting him not only signified Kelly's lack of confidence in Bradford's shaky ACLs, but it reinforced conspiracy theories that Sanchez would be back behind center this season while Bradford would be dangled as trade bait.
Way to get off on the right foot with your fan base, Chip.
Like clockwork, Sanchez looked like shit, finishing his very short outing on two-of-seven passing with 52 yards and a touchdown. As is perfunctory, everyone's favorite angry Eagles fan -- the always eloquent Eatdatpussy445 -- sounded off Sunday evening on his team's current quarterback competition in a YouTube post entitled "Cut Mark Sachez [sic] RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
"Whenever Matt fucking Barkley can outperform your fucking ass dog," he began. "Scrub ass motherfucking garbage can can't even get up in a motherfucking ice cream shop factory-type motherfuckers that don't even have pink slip to the NFL."
(I have no idea what this means but it is incredible.)
In other news, Tim Tebow went six-for-twelve with a rushing touchdown.
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