… And The Flaccolantern Shall Light Our Way

  • Rick Chandler

There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Flaccolantern.

Joe Flacco wisdom:

1. Being an “elite” quarterback pretty much depends on the health of your wide receivers and offensive line.

2. Conspiracy theory: the lights going out at the Super Bowl was the work of my agent. Mighty Wings, anyone?

3. Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.