Having ghoulishly stared down a reporter at a press conference less than a week ago, you'd have thought Bill Belichick would wait bit longer before he made another media member poop themselves in front a room full of people. Alas, his thirst for human souls is too strong, as he's claimed yet another victim from the comfort of his favorite podium.
When asked about a timetable for Rob Gronkowski's return from a bone bruise and sprained knee, Belichick pulled out some of his signature sarcasm to, ya know, lighten the mood.
"We're doing everything we can to help you out," he said. "I'm sorry if you're offended by that, just trying to be cooperative and help you out, so if that's a problem let me know."
"If you have any other questions you should take it up with our public relations department, which is very capably run by Stacy and his staff."
Bill Belichick has the personality of a warm glass of lemon juice.