Pigeons Won’t Stop Pooping On Broncos Fans

  • Dan Fogarty and Glenn Davis

The web roundup for Wednesday, September 12. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. Denver’s Sports Authority Field has a poop problem.

Those birds really need to start following Rob Lowe’s advice.

2. Aaron Rodgers has had just about enough of your attitude, Alex Trebek.

In response, hopefully Trebek will perform a dramatic reading of this. [Outside the Box Score]

3. Andy Murray’s crew racked up quite the bill after the U.S. Open final.

Murray himself was responsible for a whopping… $6. [SI Beyond the Baseline]

4. Roy Williams upstages John Calipari by showing recruit basically every championship ring on earth.

It worked on LeBron, you know. [The Dagger]

5. Not sports related, still important.

24 pictures of grooms seeing their brides for the first time; Is college a bad investment?; Guy goes to a frat party on acid and live-tweets the whole thing, Miniature husky meeting a full grown husky.

What’s on TV tonight.

New York Yankees at Boston (ESPN, 7 p.m.); Tampa Bay at Baltimore (ESPN2, 7 p.m.)

Food porn of the day.

“Giant Polish kielbasa sausage at AT&T Park.”

And finally, tonight:

Presidential handball.

Getty photo, by Doug Pensinger