Why You Should Never Incite A Riot At A Vikings Game (Video)
So I'm going to walk you through this one, since you don't have five minutes and thirty-six seconds to sit through this whole YouTube video.
During Tampa Bay's 36-17 shellacking of the Vikings last Thursday in Minnesota, the lone guy in a Tampa jersey decided it would be a good idea to stand up and hot dog after a late Bucs touchdown. Naturally, the Vikings faithful didn't take too kindly to this. Taunts were lobbed, words were exchanged ("No, I'm going to kick your ass, buddy!" ), and "asshole" chants commenced. You know, the usual.
Then, at the 4-minute mark of this video -- I recommend you start watching from there -- security finally decides to come diffuse the situation. Except the Bucs fan, who's already in full "Don't touch me!" mode, decides to push back a little as he's being escorted out. As Kissing Suzy Kolber's Christmas Ape notes, he failed to realize "that Minnesota security is not going to be lenient on road fans who aren’t white people."
A chokehold ensues, the Vikings fans' bloodlust is satiated, and the YouTube NFL fan fight monster is fed. Everyone's happy. Except for the guy being choked.
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