Today In Spectacular Birthday Cakes: Chris Bosh’s Moroccan Adventure

  • Dylan Murphy and Eric Goldschein

The web roundup for Thursday, April 4. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.

1. Tiny chocolate Chris Bosh riding large chocolate elephant.

We almost jumped on him for being a tiny chocolate fascist, but did you know a Nazi salute is with your right arm only? [Big Lead Sports]

2. Pat White dropped his share of the NFL concussion lawsuit to sign with the Redskins.

Looks like another shot in the league cured his headache. [BSO]

3. Here’s a copy of the Rays’ to-do list.

The team later apologized. [Reddit]

4. FIFA is finally adopting goal line technology.

And we never argued about the outcome of a soccer game again. [Slate]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Roger Ebert dies at 70; anonymous hacked North Korea’s Twitter account; high schoolers in Georgia are trying to desegregate prom; death by foot up the ass.

Food porn of the day.

“Homemade Pastrami.”

Is it cool to just, like, bite that thing whole?

And finally, tonight…

Here’s an awesome Louis C.K. interview with Howard Stern.

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