Clinton Portis Was Just On TV, And He Was Wearing Something Incredible

  • Rick Chandler

On NFL Total Access tonight, Clinton Portis was on the panel discussing playoff predictions, and after picking the Colts over the Chiefs I thought he was going to talk into his Dick Tracy wristwatch and order the arrest of Flattop and Pruneface.

But back in the day? Portis was THE KING. Let’s take a look back at the best Clinton Portis characters:


Dr. Do Itch Big.

Dolemite Jenkins. “We gotta score at least three points, or maybe even seven.”

Southeast Jerome.