Darnell Dockett Is Live Tweeting His Jury Duty Expierence And Wow
Just a day removed from catching flak for an Instagram post of 16-year-old Malia Obama's backside (with the caption: "When is her prom?"), Cardinals' DE Darnell Dockett struck again on Tuesday with a live Twitter feed of his first jury duty experience.
In case you're unacquainted with Mr. Dockett, here's his Twitter bio:
Ex criminal who turned nothing to something. FSU & AZ cardinals is my squad, and #90 is who I be. I don't not free base cocaine. Crime pays!
This is the single greatest civics lesson you could ask for. Truly captivating.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Dockett -- whose name is already rather litigious-sounding -- was caught off guard this morning when he woke up and realized he had a constitutional obligation to fulfill. So, given that he's done for the year and vaguely familiar with the criminal justice system, the former Florida State Seminole decided to head down to whatever they use for courthouses in Arizona and serve his community.
Or something like that, he appears to be on the verge of getting kicked out. Either way, good work, Darnell.
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