This Poor Woman Got Run Over By A New England Patriot
Hey everybody, football is back! And so are videos of very big people accidentally running over much smaller people who are casually watching on the sidelines! Three cheers for America!
Our first instance of bystander destruction in 2011 occurred last night during the Patriots/Jaguars preseason game, one in which the Patriots would eventually cruise. I would like to point out that it is fitting that Pats 3rd round draft pick Ryan Mallett was prominently involved in this poor woman's destruction, since he's a dirty, dirty druggie, and probably overthrew Darnell Jenkins because of all the amphetamines he was hopped up on.
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