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And he wants to make real sure we all know he's not retiring. "You're not getting rid of David Stern," he said. "You are never getting rid of David Stern. I am immortal. I - I am God." Okay, fine, he didn't actually say that, but wouldn't our world be a better place if he did?
Apparently it was dropped onto the course by a bird of prey. Well, that's what the Mutant SuperSharks want you to think. What, you don't think they're walking among us right now, posing as humans, making up innocent-sounding stories about themselves and plotting their takeover of mankind? Fine, keep your head in the sand. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Read the first sentence of the article (the article proper, not the headline) below. and don't laugh. Tell us in the comments if you managed to do it (or if you didn't). No one we've shown it to thus far has successfully avoided laughter. [via]