Do Not Bother Your New God, Jaxson De Ville, With Trifling Matters Such As Field Goals
The Jacksonville Jaguars mascot/Earth's new overlord does not have time for them. The Detroit Lions learned this the hard way this afternoon, attempting a field goal in De Ville's midst. Their appeal for points was met with a resounding "no."
Luckily, De Ville has not yet plunged humanity into one hundred years of darkness, but the day is young.
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