Donald Trump Tweets That Jets Missed Playoffs Because Of Owner’s Ties To Jeb Bush
Look daddy! Teacher says, every time time Donald Trump insults someone, an angel gets his wings!"
Or something like that. It's been my experience, however, that every time Trump insults someone, you can find a photo on Google of Trump schmoozing with that person sometime over the past decade (see below). Today the victim is New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, who was trolled on Twitter by The Donald when the Jets lost to the Bills on Sunday, thus missing the playoffs.
Woody Johnson, owner of the NYJets, is @JebBush’s finance chairman. If Woody would’ve been w/me, he would’ve been in the playoffs, at least!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 4, 2016
Trump is just firing wildly with both barrels now -- he doesn't even seem to care if his tweets make sense, so long as he's insulting his enemies. How exactly would the Jets have made the playoffs if Johnson were Trump's finance chairman? As Boone said to Otter when Bluto was ranting about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor: "Forget it. He's rolling."
But as always, the Twitter response is the best part of any Donald Trump tweet exchange.
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) January 4, 2016
— Captain Steve Rogers (@CaptainSRogers) December 31, 2015
Been watching ESPN 30 for 30 marathon. Had forgotten Donald Trump single-handedly killed off the old USFL by being a dumb-ass.
— Paul McNamara (@buzzblog) December 25, 2015
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