Ed Reed Will (Almost Certainly) Be A Houston Texan

  • Glenn Davis

The web roundup for Wednesday, March 20. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.

1. Ed Reed to the Texans “unless something changes.”

Some wiggle room there, and yeah, he’s getting up there in years, but… will Joe Flacco be the only Raven left in 2013? [Albert Breer]

2. Lou Piniella should not have said that.

“I don’t want to use the word…” THEN WHY DID YOU [Bob’s Blitz]

3. Insane statement called insane.

What did he think was going to happen? [CollegeFootballTalk]

4. What does Ronald McDonald giving a motivational speech look like?

Really weird, that’s what. [Deadspin]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Kids wear too much Axe; new developments with the CIA drone program; the science of breast milk; today is national proposal day, apparently.

Food porn of the day.

“Homemade Baked Mac & Cheese With Bacon.”

“With bacon” should be attached to every food label.

And finally, tonight…

A cat and bird united to take down BIG BAD LASER POINTER.

Getty photo, by Ezra Shaw