Peyton Manning beat Eli Manning in the cleverly named "Manningbowl" yesterday. Quite easily, in fact.
So, Peyton is better than Eli at football, because we are Americans, and we determine superiority based on the most recent triumph in our memory.
But what about other sports? CBS had this cool graphic last night, probably ascertaining the information from ESPN "sources."
Watching them play shuffleboard for weeks on end, always to a draw, would be the most entertaining reality TV show of all time.
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