Everyone Keeps Talking About Adrian Peterson’s Unsettlingly Strong Handshake
What do Kenny Mayne, Skip Bayless, Colin Cowherd, and Jimmy Fallon, all have in common? Television. Ok, what else?
They're all kinda similarly shaped white dudes. Ugh. What else?
They've all commented on the disturbing power of Adrian Peterson's handshake. His cripplingly powerful handshake.
"Anybody who's ever shaken hands with Adrian knows he can crush your hand in a handshake," Bayless said today on First Take.
"The man has the most devastating handshake," Kenny Manye said back in 2007.
"It was so abnormally intense that I remember going home and, you know, telling people, he is not all there. It's beyond the strong handshake," Cowherd said this morning, pointing out that Peterson appears to enjoy the pain he inflicts with his overzealous greeting.
"Adrian Peterson one day shook nine hands and literally enjoyed the pain he was creating for smaller people. I watched it."
After the news (and photos) surfaced he'd bloodied his child with a tree branch, Cowherd sounds like he may be on to something.
Be the first to know
Want FREE Fantasy and Gaming Advice and Savings Delivered to your Inbox? Sign up for our Newsletter.