FAHK: 15 Of The Best Quotes From The Epic ‘Sh*t Pats Fans Say’ Video
Nick Stevens is a celebrity among sports fans in Boston, but most of them don't know him by his real name. Rather, they know him as his alter ego, Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald: an opinionated, loud mouthed "hahd caw Boston spawts fan" that has a particular affinity for all things Patriots and TFB (Tom Fahkin' Brady).
He is to Boston sports fans what the Colbert Report was to Fox News pundits; a hilarious, exaggerated, sometimes terrifyingly accurate version of every stereotype we've come to know about Boston sports fans.
Unlike Stephen Colbert with Republicans though, Patriots fans absolutely love them some Fitzy because there is so much truth that lies within the absurdity of his fandom. The expertly-crafted persona aims right at the best and worst tendencies and attributes of New England fans, and that is never on better display than in his "Shit Pats Fans Say" videos.
Fitzy's latest video is his "Shit Pats Fans Say: 2016 Playoffs Edition" and it really hits home after a regular season that has been one of the wildest for the Patriots in recent memory. Coincidentally (or not at all) the "haters" of Patriot Nation have been growing in number across the course of the last year since their Super Bowl win, so this particular video may serve as a peacekeeper between New Englanders and their Patriot-hating brethren who can all agree on one thing: this video (posted in full at the bottom of the page) is spot-friggen-on.
Here are the 15 absolute best, inarguably accurate quotes from "Shit Pats Fans Say: 2016 Playoff Edition." In GIF form of course, because some of these are infinitely shareable.
If you like those, do yourself a huge favor and watch the entire video.
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