IDENTITY CRISIS: A Prominent NFL Player Has Legally Changed His Name To A Pun
Check out what Donte Twitner just Wheeted...I mean Donte Whitner just tweeted...about a planned name change.
It's official...The W is being removed from my last name from Whitner to Hitner...GM
— TWHITNER (@DonteWhitner) October 2, 2013
Um, that's awfully close to Donte "Hitler," bro. The reason for the sudden change? He's protesting a league enforced fine for his iffy hit on Chris Givens last Thursday ($21K). He even started a clothing line to draw attention to what he's sure is a legal hit. Somebody's pissed at Roger Goodell, damn...
We're not complaining though -- it's been way too long since we had an Ochocinco-caliber name change in the NFL. More of this, you guys. It's funny. In fact, we think he should change his name every time he gets the urge. Here are some suggestions...
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