Found On Craigslist: Man Will Part With His Giants Preseason Tickets In Exchange For One Hour Of Female Foot “Worship”
A New York City man (well, we're assuming it's a man) is willing to part with his two preseason Giants tickets in exchange for the opportunity to "worship a hot girl's feet." According to the ad, all he wants to do is massage and "worship" (whatever that entails) your female feet for one hour. He's even willing to do drinks beforehand, though we doubt getting hammered will do much to curb what is sure to be an unprecedented level of awkwardness.
Anyone desperate enough to indulge this man's foot fetish must first send a photo. He promises to do the same.
We'd call this a sorry attempt at an attention-grabbing scam, but there have been weirder, legitimate adverts to grace the pages of Craigslist. Though, we can't think of anyone crazy enough to go to these lengths for 10th-row season tickets at the 50-yard line...let alone preseason Giants tickets.
We're just appreciative of the fact the individual prefaced the ad with "This might sound crazy"...as if that served to make the ensuing proposition any less crazy.
[h/t Darren Rovell]
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