A New York City man (well, we're assuming it's a man) is willing to part with his two preseason Giants tickets in exchange for the opportunity to "worship a hot girl's feet." According to the ad, all he wants to do is massage and "worship" (whatever that entails) your female feet for one hour. He's even willing to do drinks beforehand, though we doubt getting hammered will do much to curb what is sure to be an unprecedented level of awkwardness.
Anyone desperate enough to indulge this man's foot fetish must first send a photo. He promises to do the same.