Fox Business Plays ‘Who’s The Bigger Douche?’ Kobe Or Carmelo? And Adam Silver Or Roger Goodell?
Henry McKenna 03:20 pm, December 13th, 2014
Just before this panel begins debating two rounds of Who's the Bigger Douche, one panelist looks up the word "Egregious," which means: outstandingly bad, shocking. And the glaring irony is that the panelist doesn't know the definition of a word that describes his show perfectly.
Anyways, the Fox Business crew tackles the debate over who's a bigger douche: Lakers' Kobe Bryant or Knicks' Carmelo Anthony. They don't provide criteria for "douche," but then again, why would they?
It's easy to tell where they shoot this show (New York), because the New Yorkers have an easy read on the douche-ometer.
Then, they're onto the conversation about two of the "Big 4" sports league's commissioners: Roger Goodell and Adam Silver, who the host calls a "Star Trek looking dick." There is a bonus to this round of Who's the Bigger Douche, where they cover Johnny Manziel.
One panelists says, "I really hope he gets up in (Marvin Lewis') face and say, 'What now midget?'"
Later, another panelist calls for a Manziel-butt fumble. Somehow, a butt smoothie comes up... I don't get it.