Gronkowski Responds To Broncos With Sweet Double-Entendre
Rick Chandler 08:49 am, January 20th, 2016
By now everyone knows how you defeat the New England Patriots. It's a tactic even more well-established than destroying the Death Star, or a Starkiller Base, depending.
You fly in low, avoiding defense batteries and tie fighters, and locate the Patriots' twin oscillators -- in this case Rob Gronkowski's knees. You destroy the oscillators (take out Gronk's knees), and the planet blows up, with Brady, Belichick, obnoxious fans, going with it. If Gronk's knees go, you save the universe.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
So the Broncos know this -- Gronkowski suffered a bruised knee against them earlier this season and had to be carted off the field. We're not saying that was intentional, but that's the key to beating New England, Denver believes.
Even Broncos fans know this. And Gronk, in Han Solo style, had a response to that.