Terrell Owens Visits Chad Johnson In Jail, Tweets About His Hair

  • Jake O'Donnell

If I had a time machine and went back to 2009, let’s say, and told you that Terrell Owens is out of football visiting Chad Johnson in prison, what would you think? Did you see it coming? Would you make a conjugal visit joke? Because I just did. And it happened (the visit part, anyways). Chad Johnson, who’s serving a 30 day sentence for smacking his lawyer on the ass during court proceedings, was paid a friendly visit from fellow confused ex-football player, Terrell Owens.

What have we learned from the trip? Let’s see, apparently there isn’t a barber in jail. That, or Chad Johnson and T.O. are incredibly finicky about grooming (I do not doubt this to be true, regardless). We speculate he looks like this now, considering this is the only photograph of him with hair, ever. Gonna go out on a limb here, but Sisqo probably isn’t the most intimidating prison look. Also, you can only interact with the inmates via video conference. That’s right, no window love. Just Skype.

Also, T.O. has never even been near the big house before. Like, not even on a school field trip. And it scares him. Rightfully so. Do you know what they do to washed up, egomaniacal wideouts in there?!?!

Chad Johnson leaves in about 24 days, so that haircut is gonna have to wait.