Hey Browns Fans, Here’s A Depressing Browns Christmas Album To Cheer You Up
In case you missed it, the Cleveland Browns had their hearts ripped out of their chests and stomped into a bloody puddle in the final seconds of Monday night's game against the Baltimore Ravens -- who clearly have no souls. A game-winning field goal turned into a billion million-yard blocked field goal return with the score tied and time expiring, ending the game and sending Browns fans sulking towards the exits.
It was like watching a child get an ice cream, smile, drop the ice cream, frown -- then get eaten by a polar bear.
Luckily for Browns fans, this kind of stuff happens on a semi-regular basis, and as a result, they've developed robust coping mechanisms to protect them from the unbearable agony produced by moments like last night's loss. Here's one of the ways they deflect the pain of their tortured existences...