In Plenty Of Time For Christmas: The Colin Kaepernick NFL Remote Dragonfly Playset
Look, we can argue all day over whether Colin Kaepernick is a top-level NFL quarterback -- one who can lead the 49ers, with quality personnel, to the Super Bowl. I say that he is. But I've been in the minority on many things ... for instance I still say that Phantom Menace had its good points.
I guess that's because I'm still a kid at heart. And speaking of that, we here at SportsGrid have produced a new toy that you should definitely consider for Christmas, or your child's birthday, or hell, Thanksgiving. Why the %$&! not?? It's the Colin Kaepernick NFL Remote Dragfonfly Playset*, and you're going to love it. It features:
-- Soaring remote control dragonfly, just like the one that frightened Kaepernick in the first half of the 49ers' 20-3 loss to Seattle on Thursday.
-- Sturdy, machine-painted Colin Kaepernick Lego-like toy figure. He's in a running motion and his arm is cocked, ready to throw a pass way out of bounds, or off the hands of Vance McDonald.
-- Tiny football, so durable that it can be punted 20 times per game and still look like new.
-- 49er trainer's vehicle, ready to speed onto the field when the next lineman wrenches an ankle or tears a tendon. ... Oh no! The trainer is down! Kaepernick just hit him in in the face with an errant pass! (Backup trainer sold separately).
-- A large divot of Levi's Stadium plastic turf, the slipperiest turf in the NFL, or on your block.
-- All of this for the ridiculously low price of $248.49, not including shipping.
Please do not use near electric appliances, telephone wires, any law enforcement official, dogs, cats, pigs or other pets, babies, trees, zoos, open water, or chimneys. Not to be used to drop flame retardant onto tiny forest fires. Not a licensed NFL product. For ages 8-9 1/2, and 11-13.
* = Currently sold out.
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