J.J. Watt Can’t Dance And Twitter Is Pretty Over It
Tanya Ray Fox 04:33 pm, January 03rd, 2016
J.J. Watt feels himself. We know this. He's one of the best defensive players in the NFL. He's helped the Texans salvage what looked at one point to be a totally lost season. He has a bunch of major endorsements, and he seems like he's in every commercial on television these days.
He's really successful and very good at a lot of things, but dancing is decidedly not one of them.
Not only is he not good at dancing, he's terrible at it. Watching him try to celebrate a sack with even one dance move can be angering in its uncomfortability. Which is why this entire mess - a celebration after sacking the Jaguars' Blake Bortles - is inexcusable.
Honestly bro, do you seriously not get enough attention? I know there was some attempt at a whip and a nae nae in there, but other than that I can't possibly figure out what they hell he's doing. Arthur Blank dabbing last week was less offensive than this.
That's a straight up crime against dancing, and apparently Twitter will stand for it no longer.