J.J. Watt's Message To Ray Rice: 'I've Eaten Burritos Bigger Than You'
Rick Chandler 01:29 pm, October 21st, 2014
According to Nate Silver's 538 blog, Ray Rice mentions in articles on the Internet dropped from 1,900 a day in early September to 37 a day as of Monday. We have a feeling that it's going back up, however. All your Ray Rice news:
* Rice apparently could be reinstated to the NFL next month. An appeal hearing date has been set on his indefinite suspension by the league, and if he wins it, he could be allowed to play again. But would any team take him? Hmm. One would think not, but weider things have happened. The Ravens seem to be doing fine without him.
* People are planning, and have already worn, Ray Rice Halloween costumes. Oy vey.
I get it -- your bosses down at SmileBurger are getting all up in your shit, and you want to be outrageous, cutting edge and let your hair down on Halloween. But this is not creative, or even funny. It's a little disturbing that you think it is. Why not instead borrow a kid's pedal car and go as Matthew McConaughey in those Lincoln commercials. Or if you're a Packers fan, go as this:
* In case you haven't seen the Vine video above, you're welcome. J.J. Watt telling Rice that "I've eaten burritos bigger than you." Watt gets more awesome every time I see him.
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