Kristin Cavallari Posts Photo Of Jay Cutler’s Naked Butt On Website Full Of Naked Butts
March 28 / Tanya Ray Fox / SportsGrid
Kristin Cavallari is a former reality television star who has made quite a life for herself by being very beautiful and super fancy. It's something people can do these days, so she did it. Good for her. She also married Jay Cutler, the former Chicago Bears quarterback who was paid a shit ton of money to barely try and still be better than like 35% of the other NFL quarterbacks for most of his career. Good for him.
While Cutler is currently unemployed, he and Cavallari have moved their family to Nashville and taken some time to themselves for what appears to be a gorgeous seaside vacation sans clothing.
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First of all, if this is the first butt you're seeing on Instagram then you've either never been on Instagram before, or... nope, that's the only explanation. There is no website or social media platform in the history of the internet that has compiled more photos of naked butts or mostly naked butts than Instagram has. Without any actual stats in front of me, I'd venture to say that 40 to 46% of Instagram is butts, and the rest is puppies, sunsets and dim nightclub photos.
So someone is really going to have to explain this reaction to me:
I'm sorry but I've never seen a more carefree man in my life. If you think that photo is anything other than perfect then I don't know how to talk to you. I've seen more asses on the internet than I ever thought possible, and Cutler's toned tush makes a nice addition to the archives in my opinion.
There's nothing to roast. InstaButts is our life now. Get used to it.
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