Either way, here he is prepping for his big day (yesterday) throwing out the first pitch at the Mariners' game. And here's his pitch. If it he whizzed in a fastball right on the black it'd be fitting. Alas, he threw like a girl, which, from a comedy perspective, was a pitch perfect end to the bit.
Speaking of pitches, who pitches these ideas to ESPN, or Clayton for that matter. "Hey, John, are you busy Friday? We're thinking of lampooning your dorkiness, then sending you out onto a major league diamond to throw a baseball 90 feet in front of 20,000 people. Also, we're gonna need those TPS reports so if you could just come in over the weekend..."