John Oliver On Dan Snyder’s Bizarre Legal Defense Of His Team’s Offensive Name
In an effort to regain their trademark for the name "Redskins," owner Dan Snyder's crack legal defense squadron filed an appeal that argues the U.S. Patent Office has allowed other offensive terms to be copyrighted. However, instead of listing examples that are racially insensitive, the appeal used trademarked porn terminology.
Ya know, because the word "KLITORIS" is offensive in the same way as the word "Redskins."
[Face hits palm]
Here's the list...
Other startling examples that would reflect government endorsement under the decision below include: SHANK THE B!T@H board game; CRACKA AZZ
SKATEBOARDS; ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION, KLITORIS, and OMAZING SEX TOYS
sex toys; HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams; OL GEEZER
wines; EDIBLE CROTCHLESS GUMMY PANTIES lingerie; WTF WORK? online forum;
MILF WEED bags; GRINGO STYLE SALSA; MAKE YOUR OWN DILDO; GRINGO
BBQ; CONTEMPORARY NEGRO, F’D UP, WHITE TRASH REBEL, I LOVE VAGINA,
WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY, PARTY WITH SLUTS, CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS,
DICK BALLS, and REDNECK ARMY apparel; OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos;
REFORMED WHORES and WHORES FROM HELL musical bands; LAUGHING MY
VAGINA OFF entertainment; NAPPY ROOTS records; BOOTY CALL sex aids; BOYS
ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM wallets; and DUMB BLONDE hair products.
Word limits prevent us from listing more.
John Oliver took his time enumerating their examples on Sunday's "Last Week Tonight," then politely asked America to rename their fantasy football something that might illustrate to Snyder why his refusal to change the team's name is so futile...
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