Johnny Manziel Is Short With Large Hands, Is Basically Russell Wilson

  • Matt Rudnitsky

It’s illegal to compare white draft prospects to black prospects if you work for, but I’m under no such restrictions. Johnny Manziel (and the other quarterbacks) were measured at the NFL Combine today, and Manziel measured very Russell Wilson-esque.

Wilson measured in at 5’10 5/8… with 10 1/4 inch hands. So, slightly larger hands, slightly shorter. And you know what they say about slightly-shorter guys with slightly-larger hands: They have big penises and win Super Bowls.