The Mets’ Jordany Valdespin Got Hit In The Dick Today, And He Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

  • Glenn Davis and Dylan Murphy

The web roundup for Monday, March 11. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to Now, our starting five.

1. A painful fastball, a frank acknowledgment.

So, uh, hopefully he had a cup then? [Deadspin]

2. “There was everything from shouting and yelling to crying.”

Another flattering portrayal of how the NCAA does business. [CBS Sports]

3. Adrian Peterson: not happy about the Percy Harvin trade.

Not just kicked in the stomach: kicked in the stomach several times. [USA Today]

4. Not sure that was the comparison you were looking for.

Actually, we’re really sure about that. [Big League Stew]

5. Not sports related, still important.

finally, talking shoes that yell at you for sitting down; repeal of the NYC soda size law?; hey look, it’s the largest looking tuba in the world; Darth Vader hot air balloons, you’re welcome.

Food porn of the day.

“Bacon-Cheeseburger Calzones.”

That thing would fall apart in your mouth and it would be delicious.

And finally, tonight…

Will Smith rapping the “Fresh Prince” with a bunch of British kids.