Mike Francesca Rips Peyton Manning For Kissing Papa John: And He’s Right
Quote of the day for Monday comes from Mike Francesca, that Eastern seaboard cultural warrior and swivel chair defender of truth, justice and the American way who often annoys us, but sometimes hits on a very good point. On Monday he had a hard time hiding his disdain for a certain pizza mogul, and he nailed it. Francesca:
"Enough, you make enough money. The first guy you kiss can’t be Papa Jawn after the game!”
"papa john show me mercy." pic.twitter.com/foxsqDyRXm
— President Burke (@BurkeTomaselli) February 9, 2016
"Hey Peyton, the first guy you kiss after the game CAN'T BE PAPA JAWN!!!" pic.twitter.com/dMUXfineZk
— Footlong Zaun (@RNs_Funhouse) February 8, 2016
Full monologue below. The Papa John rant begins at 11:15.
I was rooting for Peyton Manning right up until the moment he made out with Papa John.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 8, 2016
There are plenty of other reasons to hate Papa John's: several of his franchisees have been fined for screwing workers out of wages, and one in New York even served jail time for it; Salon called them "among the most heartless fast food chains" in an article related to the Affordable Health Care act; John Schnatter is a terrible actor and needs to get away from my television; and the most egregious sin of all -- his pizza is inedible.
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