MUST WATCH: Joe Flacco Sucks At Hosting Parties
"I really have a problem with bowls," a somber Joe Flacco revealed about his lifelong struggle throwing football parties. "Bowls can be confusing."
(For the record, this is a Pepsi ad, but we're gonna pretend like it's not because it's way more fun to treat it as a sad reality about a 30-year-old millionaire.)
"Am I able to throw the bowls from room to room?" the Ravens quarterback asked another adult, clearly unaware that parties thrive when the snacks aren't strewn about the floor. He also seemed to miss that throwing hard objects inside confined social gatherings is dangerous, and people generally do not enjoy the pain associated with being struck with airborne place settings.
"How do I win this party?" he asked, once again proving he has no capacity to distinguish between "a party" and "a football game."
You can't win a party, Joe, but you can (and did) win the Best Performance By An NFL Quarterback In A Comedic Commercial Award with your intensely deadpan delivery.
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