MUST WATCH: Loyal Tom Brady Fan Gets Owned By His Google Home
Tanya Ray Fox 03:52 pm, December 01st, 2016
Danny Maloney is a just a loyal Patriots fan from Plymouth, Massachusetts that loves Tom Brady, just like every man on the eastern coast of New England. Brady is adored with an unabashed fervor that's simultaneously admirable and slightly alarming. Remember that scene in Ted 2 where Ted and Mark Wahlberg stalk Brady for his sperm?
Yeah. It's funny because it's true, people.
So naturally, Mr. Maloney wanted to double check with his Google Home to make sure they were on the same page regarding the greatest quarterback of all time. I think we can all agree that solidarity is important in any good NFL-loving home, right?
Unfortunately, it turns out that Google Home is a straight up hater.
Oh NO she didn't. That's cold. And while "you arrogant, delusional, Tom Brady, New England Patriots lunatic fanboy" is definitely an epic burn for the ages, no one should have to listen to such traitorous lunacy in their own damned house.
Looks like someone is getting replaced by an Amazon Echo. Alexa has a hotter voice anyway.
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