If The New Atlanta Falcons Stadium Actually Has Any Of These Features, The World Will Be A Better, More Jetsons-Like Place

  • Matt Rudnitsky

The “Pantheon” and “Solarium” sound so much cooler without their eventual “Tostitos” or “Vagisil” qualifiers. These stadiums seem like they’ll cost 18 trillion dollars, but if any ofthese ideas are implemented, Atlanta Falcons fans may actually go to games instead of just watching the Red Zone channel at home.

If Roger Goodell checks that crevasse under his right buttock, he’ll be able to finance this project singlehandedly.

[USA Today]