Have they made a sequel to that Pixar movie, Cars? If not, let's get rid of the stereotypical southern tow truck and the illegal emissions Volkswagen van (the automotive version of steroid cheating) and all the rest of those heaps and make it a sports movie.

The examples below should suffice.

From NFL.com, it's NFL teams as cars, and it's pretty great. And it's no wonder they landed on this theme, considering how many automotive commercials there were in the Super Bowl.

Of course they're not all cars per se, and that's what makes this great. These two below are my favorites. It's funny because it's true.

Also, instead of the Madden Cruiser for the Raiders (below), I would have went with one of the vehicles from Mad Max: Fury Road. But that's just me.