And Now We Are Truly Becoming Europe, For U.S. Politicians Are Playing Soccer

  • Glenn Davis and Dylan Murphy

The web roundup for Tuesday, March 26. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.

1. Yeah, that’s right, who says we’re not a soccer country?!

Skills all around. [BuzzFeed]

2. A trailer for Ryan Lochte’s upcoming reality show.

Against all odds, he’s still kind of a thing. Also, at one point he tries to say “emphasis” but winds up with “emphadence.” Is #emphadence the new #jeah? [Entertainment Weekly]

3. Vince Young worked out at Texas’ pro day.

Keepin’ the dream alive. []

4. Coaches: in worse shape than players.

This is Temple head coach Matt Rhule. This test could have gone waaaaay worse at some other schools. [Dr. Saturday]

5. Not sports related, still important.

drawing penises on someone’s face is apparently illegal; North Dakota is infringing upon the right to have an abortion; a transcript of today’s Supreme Court hearing on gay marriage; if you’re a rhino in India, you might have a bodyguard.

Food porn of the day.

“Chicken & Bacon Pizza.”

Woah. Complicated.

And finally, tonight…

British driving in reverse fails are the best fails.