Prince Amukamara Just Re-Enacted The Circle Of Life
sussman171 05:00 pm, September 07th, 2016
Prince Amukamara's sex life since joining the NFL has constantly been under fire. It was just two years ago, when former teammate Antrel Rolle thought that Amukamara was playing better because Prince was now having sex as a married man. Previously, Amukamara pledged to be celibate until marriage and received a fair amount of critiques from his teammates for his decision.
Fast forward two years later and Amukamara is now married and very much not celibate. In fact, just two days ago, Amukamara and his wife Pilar had their first child, Princeton. Just in time for the NFL season, Amukamara's first child is now a little Jaguar. Or, perhaps we should refer to him as the Lion King.
You know how you've always had the dream of lifting your child up like he's Simba, with the theme of the Lion King playing in the background? Yep, Prince accomplished this for all of us. We are just shocked that his wife allowed this to happen. Taking their newborn son, standing with a foot on the chair and raising him to the Many Faced God, or something like that.
This is the Circle Of Life, indeed, brought to you by the Amukamaras.