Reporter Can’t Stomach Ugly Bills-Browns Game, Writes Best Recap Ever
Tim Graham is a writer for the Buffalo News, and on Sunday his assignment was to cover the Bills playing the Browns at New Era Field. He had to know going in that this wasn't going to be very exciting, but even so he wasn't prepared for the level of mind-numbing awfulness he was about to witness.
As the game ground on, the poor guy snapped. And this as the story he filed. Believe me, you owe it to yourself to check it out.
The aimless Buffalo Bills beat the winless Cleveland Browns, 33-13.
The game was hollow, and nobody will ever Google to find this quick recap. Bills fans might glance at this on Sunday. Then my typing will be forgotten forever.
So to give a poor article life beyond Sunday, I am going to overload it with search terms that will cause people to click on it.
And so he did. The entire article was simply search items -- most with no relationship to sports.
Did O.J. Simpson do it? Keep reading for conclusive evidence -- if you dare.
This probably is the first time Doug Marrone, "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and Chance the Rapper have appeared in the same sentence.
Imma toss in some references to Negan, deadly clown sightings, Slender Man, "Making a Murderer" and Shawn Mendes.
Let's acknowledge the new law firm of Bieber, Cena, Sia and Vader while we're at it. And then there is Van Halen's reunion with David Lee Roth and Khloe Kardashian's engagement to Roblox.
It went on that way for a bit, then he article abruptly ended. No mention of the game itself -- no player stats, no injury updates.
Many readers enjoyed it.
Joe Tauriello · Works at Retired
An absolutely perfect summary of the claaaaasic Bills Browns game
Some, not so much.
You call this journalism???
Yes, but do you call this football?
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