Richie Incognito Makes Hazing Joke, Confirms That Man Can Live Without A Brain

  • Matt Rudnitsky

The latest on the Richie Incognito alleged hazing scandal with Jonathan Martin and the Miami Dolphins is: Due to a bajillion text messages, we no longer know if Incognito was as big of a dick as everybody thought. All we know is he’s a big, dumb jock who got himself in trouble because he acts like a big, dumb jock, whether the trouble was deserved or not.

So what’s next for Richie Incognito? Hazing “jokes,” obviously.

No, this is not a big deal. But for a guy in his situation… probably not a smart thing to do. So, we still only know one thing for sure: Richie Incognito is a dumb jock.