Rob Fee: Still #1 In The Eli Manning Satire Game
Rob Fee has one of those Twitter accounts that functions like a fully operational comedy Death Star, deploying faux text conversations and the Google search histories of public figures who can and should be laughed at. Donald Trump, Kim Davis, Kanye West, Justin Bieber -- Fee is really really good at making these people look like assholes in innovative and #fun ways. If you don't follow him, you're doing it wrong.
Then there's his thing with Eli Manning. By any and all accounts, Eli Manning is a good person with an incredible NFL career that most quarterbacks would kill for. Why make fun of Eli? What did Eli ever do to deserve THAT?
This. This is what he did/does.
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) September 25, 2015
Despite playing the coolest position in professional sports in the coolest city on Earth, Eli Manning still manages to contort/relax his face in ways that make him look like that sweet boy next door who digs holes in his backyard all summer.
Fee does this thing where he takes the concept of "Manning Face" and maps it out onto a world where the Giants quarterback ACTUALLY IS a dim-witted sweetheart with a first grader's understanding of the universe. It is, without question, one of the funniest running jokes on Twitter. Here's what Fee posted Thursday night prior to Eli's 279-yard, two touchdown performance against Washington.
It's a text conversation between Eli and Peyton, er, "Playtron."
Eli and Peyton Manning exchange a few texts before his next big game. pic.twitter.com/EXLiujNGiU
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 24, 2015
Some of our favorites, below...
Eli Manning Dislikes: Ouchy Glow Apple (Light Bulb) Honk Chicken (Goose) Hot Sky Marble (Sun) Sloppy Jerrys (??) Jumpy Shrek Babies (Frog)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 20, 2015
Eli Manning Dislikes: Chirp-erangs (Birds) Brushy Scalp Serpents (Ponytails) Little Miss Donkey Braille (???) Salsa Mummy (Burrito)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 13, 2015
Eli Manning said he wants to be the highest paid NFL player. Then he ate a pine cone & violently struggled w/ a Capri Sun straw for an hour.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) August 18, 2015
Eli Manning Dislikes Hurty Wall Smiles (Power Outlets) Oink Goat (Pig) Muppet Finger (Carrot) Biiiiiiimmy (?) Big Boy Feets Huggers (Socks)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) August 15, 2015
Tom Brady may have smashed his phone to hide evidence, but Eli Manning already has his new number. pic.twitter.com/iWl2bZBSYJ
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 28, 2015
Eli Manning Dislikes: Wiggle Ropes (Worms) Peely Tree Tacos (Bananas) Paddle Paddle Swamp Box (Boat) Smorps (?) Little Baby Sky Eggs (Snow)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) November 9, 2014
Eli Manning Dislikes: Gut Goblins (Stomach Ache) Beardy Mountain Mules (Goats) Pop Bobs (?) Dizzy Vroom Juice (Gasoline) Grunt Hugs (Sacks)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 26, 2014
Eli Manning reveals his secret plan to Peyton during a rough game. pic.twitter.com/z1MWceTlWl
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 13, 2014
Peyton and Eli Manning texting after Eli's big win against the Redskins. pic.twitter.com/p8nDBUuu82
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 26, 2014
Is Eli Manning getting replaced?? pic.twitter.com/1T78q71Yhc
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 21, 2014
Eli Manning is having some equipment issues today that may affect his gameplay. pic.twitter.com/RIGWn1uEtO
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 21, 2014
Eli Manning Dislikes: Chirpy Tree Jets (Birds) Grump Tickles (Sacks) Scrub Scrub Lake Babies (Baths) Swamp Potty (?) Ouchy Bananas (Peppers)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 14, 2014
Eli Manning Dislikes: Ouchy Time Kool-Aid (Blood) Sky POGs (The Moon) Koopa Fingers (Lizards) Surprise Ears (?) Growly Clown Rats (Raccoons)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 7, 2014
Eli Manning Dislikes: Swamp Spaghetti (Snakes) Trotty Leg Roads (Sidewalks) Barney Milk (Grape Juice) Ouchy Gak Time (?) Chomp Rocks (Teeth)
— Rob Fee (@robfee) August 4, 2014